Oracle earrings

Oh to be able to predict how things pan out...like, when will they start showing The Ferals on abc kids... I need my kids to understand all of cool references. What does the future hold for the pile of clothes ready to be folded in my laundry? They're not gonna fold emselves!  Are they going to take caramilk from us again? I need to stock up if they do. Etc, etc...

In lieu of any magical powers of foresight please wear these earrings and may only good tidings come your way! 

Approx 3cm drop